Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.
Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.
by Cooter Matteis May 06, 2018
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