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Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.
Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.
boarus by Cooter Matteis May 6, 2018

wet boards 

A term typically used by a small circle of friends to describe a game on a Minecraft server called Hypixel.
The term was invented when someone switched the first letters of the words from "Bed Wars" to "Wed Boards" and the word "wed" was changed to "wet"
Person1: Hey you guys wanna wet boards?
Person2: Sorry can't I'm doing "homework"
Person3: L Cope
Person2: Shu'up
wet boards by Aim For North May 14, 2022
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Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse
“I have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-“ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.
Bearus by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
Sometimes written as "Balse".
The nickname Ram calls Subaru in the anime Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu ( AKA. Re: Life in a Different World from Zero). It is created by swapping the “su” to the end of "Subaru". Su baru > Baru su

The nickname is first used in Season 1 Episode 4. During the scene, Subaru is trying out new clothes for his job at Roswaal's Mansion.
Rem: Our deepest apologies, sir. I mean, Subaru-kun.
Ram: You look quite ridiculous, sir. I mean Barusu.
Subaru: Hey, Onesan, you just turned my name into a blinding curse.
Barusu by NotLotto January 29, 2021

Yahoo Message Boards 

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.
Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.
RealBearus is a Bear that runs an Instagram page.
Bearus is good-looking.
Bearus by LORD KSI February 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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