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Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.
Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.
boarus by Cooter Matteis May 6, 2018

wet boards 

A term typically used by a small circle of friends to describe a game on a Minecraft server called Hypixel.
The term was invented when someone switched the first letters of the words from "Bed Wars" to "Wed Boards" and the word "wed" was changed to "wet"
Person1: Hey you guys wanna wet boards?
Person2: Sorry can't I'm doing "homework"
Person3: L Cope
Person2: Shu'up
wet boards by Aim For North May 14, 2022
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Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse
“I have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-“ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.
Bearus by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
Sometimes written as "Balse".
The nickname Ram calls Subaru in the anime Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu ( AKA. Re: Life in a Different World from Zero). It is created by swapping the “su” to the end of "Subaru". Su baru > Baru su

The nickname is first used in Season 1 Episode 4. During the scene, Subaru is trying out new clothes for his job at Roswaal's Mansion.
Rem: Our deepest apologies, sir. I mean, Subaru-kun.
Ram: You look quite ridiculous, sir. I mean Barusu.
Subaru: Hey, Onesan, you just turned my name into a blinding curse.
Barusu by NotLotto January 29, 2021

Yahoo Message Boards 

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.
Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.
RealBearus is a Bear that runs an Instagram page.
Bearus is good-looking.
Bearus by LORD KSI February 17, 2021