Bluto

1. Bluto Blutarski. Main character of the film 'Animal House'. Member of the Delta Tau Chi fraternity at fictional Faber College. Played by the late John Belushi.

2. Bluto, the large, bearded character in the cartoon "Popeye the Sailor Man"

In the opening scene of Animal House, Bluto said "Grab a beer. It don't cost nothin'" to some pledges who came to the frat house.

by PyroLogiK February 26, 2008

Bluto

verb
1.
to completely and utterly roast or expose an individual’s shortcomings or insecurities

Nick was absolutely blutoed for not knowing how to ride a bike like all other functioning members of society

by NickyB_123 August 22, 2018

BLuto

A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.

Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Bluto

When a female has a hedge of pubic hair lining the perimeter of her vagina, resembling Bluto's (from the Popeye cartoons) facial hair.

I like those chicks from the 1970's. They all had Blutos.

by Bobby Mattix November 20, 2003

Bluto Buffet

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.

I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

Bluto boobs

Particularly fat, flabby (male) chest muscles, reminiscent of a woman's breasts. Named for 'Bluto', Popeye the Sailor's nemesis in early Thimble Theatre episodes.

Ugh! Did you notice Bruce's Bluto boobs?
Yeah! Any bigger and he'd need a bra!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe January 07, 2008

Bluto

A term used to describe a huge, overweight woman with a wide back and prominent back fat — often moving with the force of a linebacker and the presence of a wrecking ball. Typically seen dominating space in Walmart aisles or waddling through the buffet line like she owns it.

Yo, I couldn’t even see the snacks at 7-Eleven, a whole Bluto was blocking the chips.

by Hype_813 August 07, 2025