blunt king

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The master of rolling blunts. A.K.A. Mitty (Joeslo's friend)

Mitty is a blunt king, he rolls a blunt perfect every time.

blunt king by TK D-Unit June 12, 2008

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Blunt King

One who buys all the blunts to sell all the blunts.

Rtreeeees is the blunt king 👑.

Blunt King by Trees' August 10, 2022

Related Words

blunt king • bluntkin • Blunking • Blunting • bluntington • Bong blunting • goon blunting • Hard Blunting • nostril blunting • Blunt Fingers

bluntkin

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt

kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"

bluntkin by Chris Kearns and Wes Havran March 20, 2008

blunting

The act of driving while listening to James Blunt at ear piercing decibels.

That dude in the Camry is totally blunting.

blunting by Wallyum May 7, 2009

Bluntkin

Verb. The act of smoking a blunt whilst taking a shit.

I was having a bluntkin when I noticed I was late for school

Bluntkin by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

nostril blunting by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

Bluntkin

similar to the blumpkin, a bluntkin takes place when a person is rolling a blunt and receives a blowjob at the same time.

Nick was in the car rolling blunts while his girl was giving him head, successfully completing a bluntkin.

Bluntkin by Captain 42 August 12, 2015

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026