Blunge

A bloody clunge, cunt, pussy, quim. When some dirty old slut is on the blob, and you smash her back doors in.

Chris: Did you hear about Dave and Tugboat? She went round his gaff and he stuck one in her Blunge...
Peve: What a dirty cunt! Did she bleed all over his bedspread again?
Chris: No, her blunge butter went all over his fucking couch

by JohnOkey July 4, 2006

blunge

a blunge is a rather ugly person who is bitchy and gross and not smart...basiclly there is nothing good about them. the word blunge is offensive if you call someone a blunge, but the term blunging around just means someone is lazy.

girl 1: omg! look at that fat ugly girl!!!
girl 2: yeah ive seen her before shes a blungey sort of person, i kinda feel bad for her, she got kicked outta school too!

by sarah F. July 11, 2008

Blunge

Term, born of a corruption of black and clunge, referring to the vagina of a black woman.

I plunged me sausage deep in to her blunge, in a rather futile attempt to derive some pleasure from her cave of a pussy

by talldarkstranger May 20, 2010

Blunge

When the butthole of a female is big and puffy like a marshmallow

I had this girl round last night, she had a massive blunge

by Bootyboyhoe January 24, 2018

blingeddy wowwow

The absolute coolest. All the kids are saying it. It's totally a thing.

Me: That song is blingeddy wowwow!
Ali: Daddy, that's not a thing.
Me: Blingeddy wowwow is totally a thing. It's international.

by Blingeddy wowwow January 25, 2019

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Pet blinge

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016