Blunge

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A bloody clunge, cunt, pussy, quim. When some dirty old slut is on the blob, and you smash her back doors in.

Chris: Did you hear about Dave and Tugboat? She went round his gaff and he stuck one in her Blunge...
Peve: What a dirty cunt! Did she bleed all over his bedspread again?
Chris: No, her blunge butter went all over his fucking couch

Blunge by JohnOkey July 4, 2006

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blunge

a blunge is a rather ugly person who is bitchy and gross and not smart...basiclly there is nothing good about them. the word blunge is offensive if you call someone a blunge, but the term blunging around just means someone is lazy.

girl 1: omg! look at that fat ugly girl!!!
girl 2: yeah ive seen her before shes a blungey sort of person, i kinda feel bad for her, she got kicked outta school too!

blunge by sarah F. July 11, 2008

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Blunge

Term, born of a corruption of black and clunge, referring to the vagina of a black woman.

I plunged me sausage deep in to her blunge, in a rather futile attempt to derive some pleasure from her cave of a pussy

Blunge by talldarkstranger May 20, 2010

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Blunge

When the butthole of a female is big and puffy like a marshmallow

I had this girl round last night, she had a massive blunge

Blunge by Bootyboyhoe January 24, 2018

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blingeddy wowwow

The absolute coolest. All the kids are saying it. It's totally a thing.

Me: That song is blingeddy wowwow!
Ali: Daddy, that's not a thing.
Me: Blingeddy wowwow is totally a thing. It's international.

blingeddy wowwow by Blingeddy wowwow January 25, 2019

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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

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Pet blinge

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

Pet blinge by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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