blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow
“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”
by iHaveSeriousProblems April 07, 2018
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Alaskan Blue Fire

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.
by dionisio April 21, 2010
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