Definitions by iHaveSeriousProblems

Beautiful

Madalyn Lorraine Schwantz

Wow I wish I were as beautiful as Maddie

Beautiful by iHaveSeriousProblems May 24, 2018

blue alaskan 

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

blue alaskan by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018