Bludd 

Can't Really Explain It...Just A Name For A Friend, Kinda Like Babes But Obviously Not As Girly !

Like "Hey Babes" But You'd Say "Sup Bludd" Meaning What Ya Doin Mate ?

Mainly Chavvy Boys Say It But Me And Friends Say It Coz We Like Taking The Piss.

Me: Sup Bludd

Freind: Not Much

Bludd by Jeniee November 10, 2007

bludd man 

A cocky yob, often characterised by a smoker's cough (a result of smoking 20 cigarettes a day), 'hard man' attitude, a fashion nightmare (e.g. hood worn over a cap), a distinctive stench and a strange walking motion that involves bobbing from side to side.

Bludd mans are believed to be the direct ancestors of the dung-beetle, which is commonly seen as the scum of the animal kingdom.

Bludd mans have an average life expectancy of 19 years (when their lungs explode from cigarette abuse). However this is significantly reduced should they violently confront certain Freestyle martial artists.

Bludd mans display astounding behavioural patterns when in packs, sucking the same cigarette and assuming circular and linear formations when bopping down streets and sidewalks.

Most bludd man groups have a leader who has an appetite for vandalism, hooliganism, harassment of either the very young or very old and general yob-like behaviour.

However, when seperated from the pack, the bludd man usually appears to become aware of how pathetic the bludd man mentality is and so begins to act 'normal'. However once united with the rest of the pack, he returns to the bludd man state of being. One theory that explains this activity is that all bludd mans are homosexual and therefore the bludd man behavioural patterns are an attempt to attract/impress other bludd mans; sex cells could be exchanged on the one cigarette that is sucked by the rest of the bludd man pack.

'Bludd Man' originates from the common yob phrase "Yo Bludd! You got 50p?"

"They kicked the bludd mans' asses."

"The bludd man asked if I had fifty pence."

bludd man by Lethal Muppet September 23, 2003

major bludd for me and my son 

Used to make an innocent toy collector give a six inch gi joe figure for a fair price and sometimes free, the user who said "Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son? " Has no son and is using that term to get a figure multiple times.

Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son?

major bludd for me and my son by mrtoyaisle May 17, 2021

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Dole Bludging Step Watt by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017