Bloxers

Underwear for when guys get.. ahem.. happy. It hides your dirty little secrets.

A: Dude that girl is friggin HOT
B: Yeah... dude you need Bloxers.

by SupDC July 27, 2015

bloxers

Blood-stained boxers/ pajama pants. Used when referring to the blood-stained pants of a person that is menstruating.

Matthew, don't look in the laundry basket on the right, it's filled with Tracey's bloxers.

by PheonixCrucifix May 13, 2011

Cock Bloxers

A pair of boxers that does not allow for easy access to the cock.

"Josh was totally wearing his cock bloxers when I went to give him head last night. It was kind of awkward."

by Juniper9516 October 7, 2011

chew-boxers

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.

A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.

by NCdubmixer July 24, 2009

boxers in a bunch

when someone is mad about and issue or someone and cannot seem to move on.

He had his boxers in a bunch because no one agreed with him.

by Dawgma November 10, 2013

Chew-boxers

When a female does not shave her legs above the knee making it look as if she is wearing "hairy boxer shorts".

my girlfriend was sportin' her chew-boxers this morning and I asked her to shave!

by stowaway July 24, 2009

Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.

Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....

by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006