blownout 

when an object, idea, person, event or anything that exists has become spoiled, unusable, or has no suitable value or worth because of extended use, or is subpar for any reason.

"this coffee is cold, it's blownout", "pc's are so blownout, mac's are sweet", "that girl has slept with way too many guys, she's all blownout", "excuse me, waitress? can i get some more blueberry pancakes? these are all blownout....oh, and some waffle fries too. thanks hon"

blownout by Christine loves juice December 24, 2008

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

Terminal Blowout by Done it all dave November 1, 2020

back blown out 

Being fucked so hard that the very reality of your being disappears. Said to only be caused by the best guys. Symptoms include: not being able to walk, sudden change in personality, and existential hallucinations

Jen: "Fuck babe I want my back blown out 😉"
Rick: "But I'm only 2 inches.. 🙁"

back blown out by Stonerboy42069 December 25, 2017

3rd degree blowout 

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

3rd degree blowout by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Carpet Blowout 

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

Carpet Blowout by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.

That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.

Butthole Blowout by Bpetro October 20, 2014