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blown face 

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.
Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*
blown face by BlownFace October 3, 2007
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Blown Face 

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.
Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!
Blown Face by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

brown face 

Similar to the "O face", "Brown Face" is the uncontrolled spasming of the facial muscles due to an especially pleasant defecation. Also known as the "B face".
All that fiber made a sweet turd. I'm sure my brown face was epic as I defecated. But it was quite an experience to follow B face with ring sting.
brown face by Superhonky January 6, 2010

blow face 

v. Ripping down fatty rails of cocaine.
JD: We need to kick this party up a notch...

David: Let's blow face!

Entire Party: YES!!! BLOW FUCKIN' FACE!!
blow face by jake_d December 14, 2008

Brown Face 

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
Im Canceling you for brown face
Brown Face by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023

Blow Job Face 

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"
Blow Job Face by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010

face blow 

The act of burping and then blowing the generated particles onto the face of an unsuspecting target.
"Stop face blowing me bro!!!"
face blow by POPPINMOLLYS October 3, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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