blowmud

To have an explosive bowel-movement that leaves splatters of fecal matter on the sides of the bowl and under the toilet seat that are often difficult to remove if left to dry.

After two servings at that Chinese buffet I ran in the toilet to blowmud.

by International Giant August 28, 2013

Blow Mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

by Kibo April 9, 2003

blow mud

A small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the anus, masqueraded as mere gas. Not until the actual exit from the anus, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. To blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud;

I had to leave work early because I thought I was in the clear to bust a real loud ass fart, I was going to let one rip, but it turned out that I blew mud all over my underwear instead. I have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (Blow Mud)

by tsohma October 5, 2005

blow mud

When you're takin' a dump and semi-thick liquid comes out of your ass and spackles the toilet.

"Hey man, are you gonna' go in my bathroom and blow mud"?

by Sweet Chuck January 4, 2005

blow mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

by Kibo April 9, 2003

blowmuda triangle

A homosexual act in which 3 men who do not know each other, arrange themselves in a triangle and proceed to blow each other. The catch is when it finishes no one is to speak of it again, hence the relation to the mysterious bermuda triangle

Shit got real gay at that party last night, I hear rumours Charlie, Jim and Eric had a blowmuda triangle but none of them are admitting to it.

by Hypn0t0ad March 30, 2015

blowmad

A nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.

A blowmad is a connoisseur of penis. You can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. Blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

Guy 1: You see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Dude, she's a total blowmad.
Guy 2: A blowmad?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's blown every dude this side of the Mississippi.

by Scrotie Balls December 22, 2014