blowmad 

A nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.

A blowmad is a connoisseur of penis. You can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. Blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

Guy 1: You see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Dude, she's a total blowmad.
Guy 2: A blowmad?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's blown every dude this side of the Mississippi.

blowmad by Scrotie Balls December 22, 2014

blowmud 

To have an explosive bowel-movement that leaves splatters of fecal matter on the sides of the bowl and under the toilet seat that are often difficult to remove if left to dry.

After two servings at that Chinese buffet I ran in the toilet to blowmud.

blowmud by International Giant August 28, 2013

Blowma 

Blend of blow-job and coma. The feeling of euphoria, contentedness during a period of inactivity following a blow-job.

Girl: Hey, how about returning the favour?
Boy: Sorry i'm still in my Blowma

Blowma by greatbarrierquief July 12, 2010

blownado 

when a man is woken up by the blow jobs of two to five women at the same time while they spin around the male

oh my god my girlfreind and her freinds gave me a blownado this morning

blownado by kat eater March 23, 2010

Blowmance 

When your friend gets a blowjob from some girl and thinks that he's in love

He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.

Blowmance by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

Abdominal Blowman by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

blowmance 

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

blowmance by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010