blowmad

A nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.

A blowmad is a connoisseur of penis. You can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. Blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

Guy 1: You see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Dude, she's a total blowmad.
Guy 2: A blowmad?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's blown every dude this side of the Mississippi.

by Scrotie Balls December 22, 2014