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blow-jay 

a drunken abreviation of blowjob
if your too blazed or souced to even pronounce the whole word
boy " whatcha doing baby?"
girl" imaa give you the besst blow-jay EVER"
blow-jay by Suicide November 12, 2007
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blow jay 

The act of giving/trying to give a man a blow job while being extremely fuckin shit faced. So shit faced that you cannot even say it as blow job or even a bj. Which results as calling it a 'blow jay'.
'I am going to give you the best blow jay EVER!...With my mouth!'--Superbad
blow jay by Justine Ever So Lame March 17, 2008
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Blow Jay 

Kevin: I will never get a blow jay. NSH: A WHAT??!??!?! Kevin: I meant blow job?? NSH: sure you did, you just don't know what a blow job is!! HEHEHHE
Blow Jay by NSH February 14, 2003

Blow Jays 

An unflattering nickname for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team, especially in the late 80s and early 90s prior to the team's World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. Arose from the Jays' blown leads in the 1985 ALCS against Kansas City and the 1987 AL East division race against Detroit. Still used by fans of rival teams to insult the Jays, though it is very outdated.
Before they won the World Series in 1992, the Blue Jays were chokers; they should have been called the Blow Jays.
Blow Jays by injundude January 23, 2009

Blow Jays 

Proper name of Toronto Blue Jays.
Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!

Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.
I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.
Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.
"I am going to give you the best blowjay."
blowjay by fbmkink January 12, 2008
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