blow jobligation
After a nightmare weekend with Suzie's insane fucking family she accrued quite a store of blow jobligations.
blow jobligation by WubbaRocks March 2, 2011
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Blowjobligation
When a woman is morally obligated to give a blowjob.
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
male: "Ok, Jaimie, I have listened to your fucking story about your day, now you are BLOWJOBLIGATED to get on your knees and get to work."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
Blowjobligation by Jarred Neuman December 5, 2011
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Blowjobligation by Marshall_Bal November 2, 2008
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