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bloozle /blu'zlə/

noun. A collection of the best blog posts on certain topics
"The bloozle on new-tech was awesome!"

verb. process of oozling out of worthy blog posts from the heap of blog posts on the web global blog space to reach a common web surfer, usage: ‘bloozle up’
“The techie’s post on Vista bloozled up in 2 hours flat!”

verb. endorse a worthy blog-post to be published on bloozle
"I bloozled the post you made yesterday"

verb. to refer a worthy blog post to a fellow blogger
"I have bloozled you a blog post on Vista"
"The bloozle on new-tech was awesome!"

"The techie’s post on Vista bloozled up in 2 hours flat!"

"I bloozled the post you made yesterday"

"I have bloozled you a blog post on Vista"
bloozle by nikhil_kulkarni August 4, 2008
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When you put a joint in the ass of your partner, and then you suck the smoke out through their mouth.
They end up getting a full-body high.
Your mom's into some freaky shit. She wanted to get high, but only if she could bloozle me.
bloozle by wert loki February 29, 2008
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Post-booze blues.

The depression that hits the day after a heavy night drinking.
I'm not hungover, I just have the blooze.
Blooze by S. FROST July 12, 2018
v. To be in a state of extreme shock, or surprise.
The girl boozled when she found out she won the lottery.
Boozled by pceluvlife October 16, 2018
A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.
Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best
Bloogle by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

Sham-boozled 

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.
Made a mistake that was really really stupid.
Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.
bloople by Toopid September 30, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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