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Bloomshnfly 

Something that grows. blooms, then bursts into flight and becomes airborne

Blooms, Shines, & Flies*
A Dandelions bloomshnflyies….
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ka-blooooosh 

The word you're supposed to say out loud while reading Page 33 of "Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)"
(Note: Please shake this book back and forth uncontrollably when you read the following word. Also, shout it out as loud as you can. Don't worry, you won't get in trouble.)

"KA-BLOOOOOSH!"
ka-blooooosh by swag9001 May 31, 2024

Bloomshrine

(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.
(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine
Bloomshrine by Rodrk December 27, 2007

Beloooosh 

When a female try’s to drown her partner in female ejaculate by physical force by sitting on his face!
Linda: so what happened with Michael last night?

Amy: Beloooosh is what happened!
Beloooosh by Batship January 4, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026