bloooomsh

The sound of the hymen breaking. Onimonipea.

When I lost my virginity I heard bloooomsh?

by Chris Newcomer August 2, 2004

Bloomshnfly

Something that grows. blooms, then bursts into flight and becomes airborne…

Blooms, Shines, & Flies*

A Dandelions bloomshnflyies….

by Galina Medvedeva July 7, 2023

ka-blooooosh

The word you're supposed to say out loud while reading Page 33 of "Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)"

(Note: Please shake this book back and forth uncontrollably when you read the following word. Also, shout it out as loud as you can. Don't worry, you won't get in trouble.)

"KA-BLOOOOOSH!"

by swag9001 May 31, 2024

Bloomshrine

(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.

(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine

by Rodrk December 27, 2007

Beloooosh

When a female try’s to drown her partner in female ejaculate by physical force by sitting on his face!

Linda: so what happened with Michael last night?

Amy: Beloooosh is what happened!

by Batship January 4, 2024