bloody balls

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.

7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.

bloody balls by caffman December 25, 2007

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thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".

Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!

thal's bloody balls by Velkee June 5, 2023

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blood balls

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.

(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”

blood balls by blueballs. August 15, 2022

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Blood balls

When you itch your balls (testicles) so much they turn bloody making them blood balls

I itched my nuts so hard they turned into blood balls

Blood balls by Pee gumballs December 9, 2025

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Bloodyballs

When you scracth your balls so fucking much they start bleeding

I haven't showered in a week and now I got Bloodyballs

Bloodyballs by juicewizard69 August 17, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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