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blood wank 

The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.
"Have you read the latest issue of 2000AD?"
"Not had time. Serious blood wank week."
blood wank by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008
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Blood Wank 

The act of wanking (masturbating) using blood as a lubricant.
Emo 1: "I'm so Emo last night i slit my wrists and used to blood to enhance my wank"
Emo 2: "Dude, I had a blood wank last night too."
Blood Wank by C_A_FUK March 13, 2008

bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"

Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.
1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

you bloody wanker 

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)
"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"
you bloody wanker by Amanda May 13, 2005

bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james jenki February 18, 2009

bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james je April 4, 2009
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