blood sugar

blood stirred in with a cup of sugar brought to a boil on medium heat. let thoroughly simmer before consumed.

man that blood sugar was so good!

, ya but you didn't let it simmer long enough

blood sugar by poopnugs764 August 26, 2014

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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.

The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by FACE JINHURTONS September 6, 2010

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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

The fluid that is circulated by the heart
+
A sweet crystalline or powdered substance
+
Sexual intercourse
+
Sorcery
=
A lot of fun

The Red Hot Chili Peppers provided a lot of fun in the form of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

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Sugar Bloom

A fabled sexual position that induces potentially fatal levels of sexual arousal. While the exact positioning is not known, many sexual anthropologist theorize that one or all of the participants are inverted and that the position can only be achieved in extreme humidity. Others speculate that while inversion may or may not be critical, a certain degree of human contortion is certainly needed to achieve a "full bloom".

The energetic lovers didn't believe that engaging in the Sugar Bloom, or Sugar Blooming, would actually kill them. They're dead now.

Sugar Bloom by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 14, 2011

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bloofsugar

The amount of sugar in your bloof

Yeah right now my bloofsugar's about tree-fiddy

bloofsugar by DoctorDiabeto December 1, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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