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blood sock

A long narrow piece of hard fabric (usually cotton) that is inserted into a bloody canal by means of a plastic applicator. Its typical purpose is to reduce blood/egg flow. It comes in a variety of thickness: for those who have wide blood faucets, there are super jumbo blood socks available. Likewise, there are slim blood socks available to those who have tight faucets. The blood sock is not meant to remain in the vag for longer than 8 hours. When 8 hours is up, it must be removed by yanking on the pull string that hangs down from the blood region. It must be pulled slowly, however, because yanking too fast can result in squirting blood everywhere making an awkward squelching sound.
Jane: I need to take out my tamponn it's been in for like 2 days!
Lisa: Don't you mean your BLOOD SOCK?! hahaha.
Jane: Shut up you stupid cunt.
Lisa: Call me a cunt, but I sure hope I'm not any wider than yours. lawlzie!
blood sock by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008
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blood sock

A used bloody tampon.
I found a nasty blood sock in Sebastian's bed.
blood sock by keheee March 12, 2008

bloody sock 

When a guy is banging an anal virgin, goes all the way in, then just rips it out as fast as he can. Her anal lining comes out and looks like a bloody sock before slowly going back in.
I was banging this dumb blonde in the dumper and gave her a bloody sock for just being so stupid. She screamed and I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
bloody sock by El_stud September 11, 2003

bloody sock 

When you are fucking an anal virgin in the ass and you push your penis all the way in and then rip it out fast, and it rips out the person's anal lining and it looks like a bloody sock.
I was banging this chick in the dumper and I gave her a bloody sock just for being so damn stupid. Then I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
bloody sock by SPLOOIE June 11, 2006

Bloody Red Sock 

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.
"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"
Bloody Red Sock by toofastcharlie January 11, 2009

Bloody orange sock 

Bloody orange sock comes from the Latin term orange sock and red sock... red sock being the act of anal penetration till bleeding and orange sock is the act of rubbing a orange on a pink/red sock. But bloody orange sock is when you analy rape a small women/man and the pink sock comes out, and you just keep raping until the point of bleeding... then you take a spoiled orange and rub it on the now “red sock” to turn it into a “bloody orange sock”.
Man she said no to that sex so I gave her a bloody orange sock.
Bloody orange sock by Loofahkilla February 25, 2021

Bloody Socket 

A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.
Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."
Bloody Socket by GreatCummins69 June 22, 2018
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