Urban Dictionary: blong

bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.

that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?

by Luke H March 12, 2006

Get the blong neck gaiter and mug.

Blong

Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.

what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!

by Ronnie Mctavish February 09, 2011

Get a Blong mug for your sister Rihanna.

Blong

A bong using blood as the filtration material.

I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.

by Kirtanerlol August 14, 2008

Get the Blong neck gaiter and mug.

Blong

The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.

dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet

by KerenSmith January 24, 2011

Get a Blong mug for your dog Bob.

blong

the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in

1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.

by furtab May 25, 2018