Blong

A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011
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Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.
what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!
by Ronnie Mctavish February 09, 2011
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Blong

A bong using blood as the filtration material.
I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.
by Kirtanerlol August 14, 2008
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The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.
dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet
by KerenSmith January 25, 2011
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When you're in a vrey tough situation in war or a game and you have a sniper, you pop out of the side, scope quickly and either a bodyshot or headshot doesn't matter. Pronunciation:(bl-AH-ng)
Guy1:Shoot him! Shoot him!!!
Guy2:*sneaks past building* BLONG!!!! HEADSHOT!
by BD crew July 11, 2008
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bloŋ
1. adjective. A hybrid word combining 'big' and 'long' used to describe a person who is big but has an aversion to being described as such.
2. adjective. Used to describe a curly haired lady with very long legs.
That medical student is awfully blong
by Blong's Friend November 02, 2011
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blonge

Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.
"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"
by andy haddock January 21, 2008
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