blokarter

A pole dancer who performs sitting down.

The blokarter was going nowhere yet entertaining everyone.

by xkorg November 17, 2022

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

blue bloater

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).

Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

Potential Bloater

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

by uyrladdy February 21, 2011

bloaster

When a person blows a toaster.

Jimmy: "I can't get all the crumbs out of my toaster..."

Paul: "dude, just bloaster"

by The brave little toaster February 1, 2014

bloater

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

by mrsharp July 20, 2003

Dirty Great Bloater

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

by Zipppppey November 27, 2012