bloguest

Someone who visits a blog for the first time.

A: Hey, who's that cooldude_123? And that was a funny comment on your stupid post.
B: Yeah, never sighted him on my site. He must be my bloguest.

by Sighber November 8, 2007

blogestapo

n. Tribune English, Bill Furstenau 1 A person who uses CAPTCHA to prevent hooligans from posting unsavory comments on a blog. 2 One who deletes nonoffensive, but unflattering comments.

"The blogestapo keeps preventing me from posting comments on your blog, Beez," said John.

by cadylee January 18, 2008

Bloggestion

1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").

2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.

"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."

"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."

by mattinthemiddle (mattgarita) April 20, 2010

blogcest

The act of hyperlinking to articles about articles about articles, most frequently between geek-oriented communities such as Slashdot and Techdirt. Frequently infuriating, especially when someone tells you to RTFA.

Person 1: "Before you comment on it, RTFA!"

Person 2: "I tried to... but the links committed blogcest..."

by tbonaz March 20, 2008

bloguette

A annoyingly long blog with no real substance and hard to read.

No thank you, I really can not stomach reading another bloguette at the moment.

by w. Patrick Gale March 29, 2009

bloggest loser

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

by 420San November 23, 2010