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blogies
Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.
Bloggist
The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.
Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.
Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.
Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.
Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.
WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!
Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011
bloggins
Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...
bloggins by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007
Bloggessed
Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.
Bloggessed by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008
bloggress
That bloggress is hot!
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