blogetry

poetry written in a blog, so as to reach a broader audience, or to make certain that certain individuals see it

Tyrone decided to show his true feelings by droppin some blogetry, figuring his girl would see it one way or another

blogetry by E-Pizzle June 14, 2008

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Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

Blogerty by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

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Blowetry

Poetry by black Americans written during the Harlem Renaissance.

black+poetry=blowetry

Jerome: What choo know bout blowetry?
Billy: not a lot I guess.
Jerome: Well you should probably read up because there is some amazingly well crafted blowetry, which captures the atmosphere of the African American community durring the the early part of the 20th century........SUCKAH!

Blowetry by sexholemcgee August 20, 2011

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blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

blowetry by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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