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blockass 

My ex girlfriend was a blockass
blockass by buzzypeterson@yahoo.com December 31, 2014
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blocksssssss 

a minecraft streamer who is not very smart
wow that blocksssssss is a big melvin
blocksssssss by MrBlocks January 2, 2021

hata blockas 

particularly large, dark sunglasses (usually designer) worn at all times (inside or out, day or night) to block your eyes from the haters. also an actual brand of sunglasses, availible on the internet, based in tampa florida.
this club is low, i need my hata blockas.
hata blockas by heatx June 12, 2006

blackassing 

the act of being a total douche bag for no reason; the act of making up your cars performance to make you look cool but everyone still hates you
guy1-hey man my cobalt has 80000 horsepower and could beat anybodys car.

guy2-dude quit blackassing you suck at life
blackassing by analdrip42 September 20, 2009

blackass 

a problematic individual, that steals REGARDLESS OF RACE
You blackass stop stealin' cheese from my fridge
blackass by ape January 4, 2004

Blackass 

Being really lazy or hungover.
Joe stayed out all night last night and this morning he has a case of the blackass.
Blackass by rbw October 28, 2007

blackass 

A very dark-skinned black person.
Ay, Blackass come over here.
blackass by MzRed06 May 9, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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