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block captain

The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.

block captain by cfromstl June 28, 2006
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Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.
If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples
Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
captain cock block by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

captain black 

A great little cigar availble in flavors such as cheery and sweet. Very good and satisfying.
Can i Have a cigar.

For sure, only have Captain Blacks though.

Sweet.

captain black 

a small cigar(colt) With a sweet tip..comes in original, sweet cherry and sweet tip(choclatey)...
i FucKinG sMoKeD My WhoLe PacK oF CaPTainS YesTeRDaY~!
captain black by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005

Captain Black Sparrow

A drink made with a shot of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in the bottom of a pint glass with Guinness Stout filling the rest of the glass. The Captain Black Sparrow tastes like a rum and coke milkshake.

This drink was created by Nick K. and named by Elizabeth K. in Las Vegas, NV.
"Pour me a Captain Black Sparrow. I'm gettin' tossed tonight!"

captain black-mouth 

The after taste of a cheap cigar.
Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth
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