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Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

bloatmaxing 

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!
bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"
I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!
bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.
Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.
bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.
after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.
Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006

bloatware 

A piece of software, hardware or website that attempts to do too much and becomes utterly useless for users. An example of bloatware would be a word processing application that also tries to be your page layout program, drawing tool, and web browser; absorbing half your hard drive and all your RAM in the process.
If it says start in the bottom left corner of your screen, you are using bloatware.
bloatware by absolutcamper June 17, 2004