1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch
1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!
by Nick D February 18, 2003
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When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.
'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'
by Beenie Blackbuckles October 11, 2011
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1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore
"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."
by Agressor May 08, 2006
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It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines
Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards
by Funkyfunkerson August 23, 2009
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An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.
Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"
by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010
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Noun. A person who spends the night at your place and doesn’t leave easily in the morning despite all the obvious signs
Help! I’ve got a stage 9 blimp hangar this morning!
by jjsmith02 June 04, 2019
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Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.
Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.
by Verb Ninja December 11, 2012
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