Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 22, 2013
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A blimp is a fat ass blunt
yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp
by Razz C December 17, 2005
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extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style
"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.
by BlimperBiitch April 18, 2011
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describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy
"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"
by crazigirl June 8, 2007
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a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly
BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!
by dr.renee69 May 5, 2021
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Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.
Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!
by Robin Twist February 7, 2014
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When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.
"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".
by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011
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