Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.
Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.
Carton de Blamage is a French term for the Trabant, a four-wheeled achievement of socialist automotive engineering which isn't completely dissimilar to a car.
1) See the smoke? Hear the noise? It's a corton de blamage!
2) Ello! I would like to purchase a car, monsieur Genosse. I said a car, not a carton de blamage!
3) I've seen enough of East Berlin and would like to go back to Paris now. Taxi! Taxi...? Oh no, it's a carton de blamage!