Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and televisionactor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.
Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.
Carton de Blamage is a French term for the Trabant, a four-wheeled achievement of socialist automotive engineering which isn't completely dissimilar to a car.
1) See the smoke? Hear the noise? It's a corton de blamage!
2) Ello! I would like to purchase a car, monsieur Genosse. I said a car, not a carton de blamage!
3) I've seen enough of East Berlin and would like to go back to Paris now. Taxi! Taxi...? Oh no, it's a carton de blamage!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"