blewd

A general insult. Nobody knows what it means. Also spelled "bloood", not to be confused with "blood".

Bob: You're a blewd.
Joe: A WHAT!?!?!?!?

blewd by ScooterO1211 May 13, 2011

Blewd Up 

Blewd Up; alternative of blown up, both a verb in past tense & an interjection expressing shock & awe, usually used for instances so shocking that correct grammar becomes an after thought. Most popular areas for this compound word include red neck country, & "da hood."

"Thelma Lou, turn off the dat-gum gas stove; we 'bout done blewd up!"

"Say cuz, Pookie Man was in a high speed chase wit da fed last night & drove straight into a gas station goin' 80 ; said on the news the whole gas station blewd up. I'ma miss my lil' homey!"

Blewd Up by nop0003 May 28, 2018

tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Bledlow 

The Bledlows are the policemen of the Unseen University. They are mostly former watchmen and soldiers, heavy-set and have quite a good turn of speed for their age. Like watchmen everywhere, they believe in the universal guilt of everybody -- in their case, the students.

They have a time-honoured and arcane ceremony at two in the morning which is akin to the Changing of the Guards in other cities of the Multiverse, only louder and more obtrusive, involving the Patting of the Pockets, the I'll Swear They Were Here This Morning, and the Stone Me, They Were Here All Along, and ending with the signing-over of keys between the incoming and outgoing porters. Attempts to get them to turn the volume down a bit are regarded as gross insults from people, who while they might know the value of a good night's sleep, have no respect for deeper values such as Tradition.

In The Last Hero and the The Science of Discworld series, the Bledlows are used by Ridcully to prevent Rincewind from running away. (When confronted by a potential act of heroism, Rincewind follows his better instincts by turning and running.} He doesn't get very far before being (gently) restrained by grinning Bledlows, who are noteworthy in that they have succeeded where other, younger, guards with more weapons and attitude have failed. They are, in short, the one body of men whom Rincewind cannot outrun or evade, which says a lot for all the practice they get chasing down students.

The one person they have thus far been unable to restrain is Granny Weatherwax, as demonstrated in Equal Rites. When Granny really wants to get into the Great Hall and see the Archchancellor, nothing (not even Bledlows) is going to be able to stop her.

Bledlow by hotfuzz459 November 19, 2010

My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.

"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

My black heart bleeds for you by Applemilk November 2, 2016

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015