bleujob

The way cool kids say blowjob.

Colton: I want a bleujob.

Billy: You mean a blowjob?

by Coltthebolt October 5, 2017

Blaujob

Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school

Zyler got a blaujob before the football game

by The Cococrew April 5, 2019

Bluejob

When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.

She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.

by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010

bluejob

When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.

That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!

by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015

bluejob

Any kind of blowjob that involves the use of blue food coloring.

"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."

"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."

"Damn..."

by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007

blewjob

1) Giving a blewjob that has already been given in that timeline. Like going back in time and sucking that thing one more time. It basically means "suckeding a penis".

2) The word "Blowjob" in an English accent.

1)
Bobathine : "Hey, I'm gonna give Susan a blewjob"
Bob : "Nice"
*2 minutes later*
Susan : "Ohhh sucked that thing harder! Keep suckeding it!"
Bobathine : "Mmm strawberry flavour"

2)
Chavzor : "oioi m8 wnt a blewjob innit?"
Chavzephyr : "innit blud"

by Dad__ April 7, 2008

Bluejob

A bluejob is like a blowjob, but the but whoever is sucking your dick stops sucking when your about to cum, this resulting in a Blue job, leaving you with “Blue Balls” referring it to a Blue Job.

Guy 1 : yeah, she sucked my dick.

Guy 2: Really? Lucky.

Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob

Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.

by Lxminouse December 7, 2019