Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.
"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"
by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012
Get the BleeJob mug.She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
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by Ziv minraf January 14, 2023
Get the Bleebobongus mug.When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
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"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007
Get the bluejob mug.The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
It usually doesn't work very well.
It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
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