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BleeJob

Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.
"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"
by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012
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Bluejob

When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
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Ziv minraf "Rizzmary is so bleebobongus"
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bluejob

When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
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bleejebe

a bleejebe is a blowjob
Hey bitch give me a bleejebe
by hunter remmert April 15, 2008
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bluejob

Any kind of blowjob that involves the use of blue food coloring.
"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."

"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."

"Damn..."
by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007
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Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
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