bleepage
"I bleeped at your mom twelve bleeping times." "Dude you got some bleepage problems"
"those boobies got mad bleepage"
"those boobies got mad bleepage"
bleepage by DymondT, Fishtales May 19, 2007
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masterbate til bleedage
1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...
masterbate til bleedage by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
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anal bleedage by LoyalOG June 25, 2016
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anal beepage
The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.
Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.
anal beepage by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018
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