bleepage 

The act of bleeping.
Uncontroleable bleeping.

"I bleeped at your mom twelve bleeping times." "Dude you got some bleepage problems"

"those boobies got mad bleepage"

bleepage by DymondT, Fishtales May 19, 2007

bleevage

The cleavage of the lower buttock area. Butt + Cleavage = Bleevage
(Not to be confused with the term "butt crack," which is the cleavage of the upper buttock)

The girl wearing daisy dukes was showing bleevage.

bleevage by Eddy N. September 12, 2005

masterbate til bleedage 

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

masterbate til bleedage by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

anal bleedage by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.

I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.

Anal Bleedage by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

anal beepage 

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

anal beepage by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018