Def 1: When someone from the ghetto is about to do something suggestable or regrettable but is believed by others, to be highly probable of failing. Used in place of the word "backfire".

Ex 1:

Guy 1:"Yo dawg, you heard Tyrone is gonna steal Shanel's weave and give it to Tracy?"
Guy2:"Shiiiiit... that's probably gonna blackfire."

Ex 2:

Guy 1: "I heard you was thinking bout taking the day off work and spending it with Tracy."
Guy 2: "Yea, we wuz just gonna chill at the crib."
Guy 1: "Didn't your boss say that if you missed another day, he'd can yo ass?"
Guy 2: "Man, he won't do shyt."
Guy1: "You gon be saying that after you jobless and Tracyless; that shits gonna blackfire."

Blackfire by King_Etokura July 2, 2018

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Bladefired

When a cool guy rekts you with facts and logic that don't care about your feelings.

Person a: I don't think mental disorders should be widely accepted.
Person b: ur dumb, you're an idiot, how could you even think something so stupid. Guys, he's meming

Person a: I just got Bladefired :^(

Bladefired by Cittycats June 21, 2018

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