Def 1: When someone from the ghetto is about to do something suggestable or regrettable but is believed by others, to be highly probable of failing. Used in place of the word "backfire".

Ex 1:

Guy 1:"Yo dawg, you heard Tyrone is gonna steal Shanel's weave and give it to Tracy?"
Guy2:"Shiiiiit... that's probably gonna blackfire."

Ex 2:

Guy 1: "I heard you was thinking bout taking the day off work and spending it with Tracy."
Guy 2: "Yea, we wuz just gonna chill at the crib."
Guy 1: "Didn't your boss say that if you missed another day, he'd can yo ass?"
Guy 2: "Man, he won't do shyt."
Guy1: "You gon be saying that after you jobless and Tracyless; that shits gonna blackfire."

Blackfire by King_Etokura July 2, 2018

backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

2 Greenies for a Blackie

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.

"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

2 Greenies for a Blackie by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026