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The Blasini is a strange sexual creature of myth and legend. Often known for his uncanny powers of seduction and feared by the fathers of young daughters. He lures his prey with his voice and hypnotizes them with dance. Being a migratory creature, he generally lacks a definite home and generally roosts in the residence of others; maintaining his illusive character. It has been stated that his only true love is for food, which is rather unfair as he is almost as easily attracted by alcohol. Followed by the slight aroma of cinnamon, he can be spotted in the dark streets outside a frequented bar.

He stands a hero among men, a voice in the dark, a shadow of a nameless fear.
He swooped on that girl like a Blasini.
blasini by TriDeltaBeta May 22, 2014
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Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
Blaining It by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015
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blasicinowhinotianchishanazi 

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.
Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015

Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015
An adjective used to describe someone who has smoked large quantities of arboles. You cannot be blazini if you are either sober or sensible.

Root word: blaze
Pothead: Yo I am blazini right now!! Cheffy hits hard!
blazini by Fact February 12, 2004

blasianite

The unholy offspring of a black, asian, and white person. A sexy mix of ultra hottness you want in your bed.
Look, a Blasianite ! Wait is that a pokemon? No, its a super rare person!
blasianite by Artume December 2, 2017
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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