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blasini

The Blasini is a strange sexual creature of myth and legend. Often known for his uncanny powers of seduction and feared by the fathers of young daughters. He lures his prey with his voice and hypnotizes them with dance. Being a migratory creature, he generally lacks a definite home and generally roosts in the residence of others; maintaining his illusive character. It has been stated that his only true love is for food, which is rather unfair as he is almost as easily attracted by alcohol. Followed by the slight aroma of cinnamon, he can be spotted in the dark streets outside a frequented bar.

He stands a hero among men, a voice in the dark, a shadow of a nameless fear.
He swooped on that girl like a Blasini.
by TriDeltaBeta May 22, 2014
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Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015
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blasicinowhinotianchishanazi

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.
Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.
by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
by Manwhale January 2, 2015
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
by Manwhale January 2, 2015
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blazini

An adjective used to describe someone who has smoked large quantities of arboles. You cannot be blazini if you are either sober or sensible.

Root word: blaze
Pothead: Yo I am blazini right now!! Cheffy hits hard!
by Fact February 12, 2004
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blasianite

The unholy offspring of a black, asian, and white person. A sexy mix of ultra hottness you want in your bed.
Look, a Blasianite ! Wait is that a pokemon? No, its a super rare person!
by Artume December 2, 2017
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