Blandy

This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.

I thought she was down for a blowy but It turned into a high friction blandy!

by Simple Night Cop October 3, 2019

Blandy

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.

We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.

by The Leisure Diver August 25, 2011

BLANDY

a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister

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by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

blandy

a swamp donkey who is a dead shit

blandy is a swamp donkey

by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

Blandy

He’s nice caring guy
he wins MVP for football every year
He’s usually stuck in girl drama but there is only one girl who he really likes
Blandys usually have blonde hair with brown or blue eyes
Blandys are cool and always a good friend to have

If you have ever met a Blandy your lucky

Girl: did you hear Blandy got MVP for the 5th year in a row

Boy:I wish I could be Blandy

Blandy: It’s nothing much all what I won was MVP

by Mady.lillie April 22, 2018

Blandy

I love her

She is my mf bsf
She a hoe on the low💀
U can’t loose her to any thing

If you try that bich you dead
And I’m pulling up w/my bsf tho shoot you so don’t try us

Blandy is my bsf,and I love her-Stephanie

by Blandy-Stephanie bsf September 29, 2018

blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015