balanchine 

a ballet technique that is painful to do and watch. staples of the technique are the alacebesque, extremely strange pirouette preparation, and the infamous claws.

person 1: is that an SAB shirt?
person 2: yes
person 1: die you balanchine demon

balanchine by chopstickchild September 7, 2019

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Blanchin' 

To live a luxurious lifestyle with a partner or spouse

Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?

Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.

Blanchin' by Yolozozo March 28, 2015

Danzig balancing 

Buying official Glenn Danzig albums, tickets or merchandise to offset the guilt felt from buying new Misfits concert tickets or logo items; trying to lessen the injustice of Misfits fans patronizing the legal yet undeserving owners of the Misfits trademarks, Jerry Only and Doyle.

I really want these Crimson Ghost sneakers from Hot Topic even though it sickens me that Jerry Only will get the profits- so I'll buy a few things from Danzig's website for Danzig balancing.

Danzig balancing by Shanthrax138 September 9, 2010

Blanching 

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

Blanching by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

Poop Balancing 

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

Poop Balancing by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

bonce balancing 

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018