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blactose intolerant 

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
blactose intolerant by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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blactose intolerant 

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people
...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...
blactose intolerant by bgjobro August 13, 2003

blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008

Blacktose intolerant 

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people
Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant
Blacktose intolerant by Scheix August 23, 2019

blacktose intolerant 

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products
Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.
blacktose intolerant by One Rho March 23, 2008
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