A Blackophile is a non-black person (usually white) who claims they're black, becomes obsessed with black people and their culture, talk using slang they don't know, and generally acts black because they think it makes them look cool but it makes them look like idiots. These people are usually the same people who claim that they want to live in 'the hood'. P.S., you can do what you want, but just don't think other people won't think you look stupid when you do it.
Blackophile: "Yooooo.....wass good my nigga, how you been homes?"
Other person: "Stop being a blackophile, you look stupid."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.