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Blackophile 

A Blackophile is a non-black person (usually white) who claims they're black, becomes obsessed with black people and their culture, talk using slang they don't know, and generally acts black because they think it makes them look cool but it makes them look like idiots. These people are usually the same people who claim that they want to live in 'the hood'. P.S., you can do what you want, but just don't think other people won't think you look stupid when you do it.
Blackophile: "Yooooo.....wass good my nigga, how you been homes?"
Other person: "Stop being a blackophile, you look stupid."
Related Words

blackephile 

anyone one or thing that preys on the innocence of African American's by smearing grape jelly on their private parts.
Darrington was raped by a guy who used jelly as lube is this man a blackephile.
blackephile by Cecil Williams October 30, 2007

blancophile 

a dangerous predator who sniffs out the tender bumhole of a young boy
OMG its ben jorman he must of smelt our bumholes , quick run hes a fuckin blancophile
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026