A Blackophile is a non-black person (usually white) who claims they're black, becomes obsessed with black people and their culture, talk using slang they don't know, and generally acts black because they think it makes them look cool but it makes them look like idiots. These people are usually the same people who claim that they want to live in 'the hood'. P.S., you can do what you want, but just don't think other people won't think you look stupid when you do it.
Blackophile: "Yooooo.....wass goodmy nigga, how you been homes?"
Other person: "Stop being a blackophile, you look stupid."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.