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backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.
backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Backfire 

to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.
They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.
Backfire by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

Blackinese 

Blackinese by lee July 20, 2003

Blumpkin Backfire 

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
Blumpkin Backfire by Purrris August 14, 2006

blackiespeak 

Slang word for ebonics. What fake gangsters and whiteboys use to try to sound tough. Little do they know the whole world is laughing at them. Only a moron talks like that.
J-Dog: Yo sup my nig-nigs gon go tada spot ta cop some fry chicken son.

Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!

J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.
blackiespeak by Noizehed August 15, 2006

the backfire 

when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er
1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire

2)