black status 

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

black status by Te61 June 20, 2016

Status Block 

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

Status Block by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010

status block 

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

status block by jelani913 June 17, 2009

Status Block 

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

Status Block by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

Status Block 

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

Status Block by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010

status's block 

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

status's block by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009