black panda 

A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.

Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh

black panda by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Black Hole Panda Nest 

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

Black Hole Panda Nest by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

Back hander slander panda 

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

Back hander slander panda by Mendax June 23, 2014

blackpanda 

A type of security operation or operator where the focus is on using "softer" means of power to help secure the area or region rather than "hard" power; for example, community development, intelligence operations, public relations, etc.

"Let us approach securing this mining site with a blackpanda style operation and focus on agricultural development with the surrounding villages and communities."
"I believe that this area is too dangerous, we cannot approach it like a blackpanda and just work with the communities directly as they are too hostile right now -- we need to have body armor and guns ready to go immediately."

blackpanda by scorpiojing November 8, 2017