laurenthecoochieinspector's definitions

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Quit and spit

The act of blowing a guy and him turning you off like a light switch, so you quit and spit!

Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Powerful Pussy

the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.

Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.

ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013