laurenthecoochieinspector's definitions
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
Get the turtle tootmug. The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Vagina lipsmug. the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.
Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Powerful Pussymug. Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the black pandamug. this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the coochie inspectormug. The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the pampering prickmug. this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
the act of licking ones face.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the giraffe lickmug.