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Vagina lips

The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"

The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.

The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?

Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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giraffe lick

this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.
ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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Powerful Pussy

the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.
Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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