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An ex that keeps recycling. He or she is not good for you but no matter how hard you try to get rid of them, they keep coming back around.

Dick and Jane have been on again off again for the last 10 years. I wish Black Mold would get a clue and stop thinking with his D&*ck and realize that he is a D&*ck and leave Jane alone.

black mold by Ben100 August 1, 2007

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Black Mold

When you're cheeks get clapped so god damn hard, you actually have to give your white skin to a black person because you've now lost your privilege. You've gotten clapped so hard you've lost your privileges to even live at this point. Stay broke boi.

"Bruh he straight up black moldin."
"He got Black Mold after he killed his entire team in a 5v1."

Black Mold by BigFrothyZotzCandy69 April 10, 2019

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Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Moldovan Back Lotion by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

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blackmordor

A child of meaningless and comical videos turns and the whole on the internet he plays much Minecraft and had long with YouTube stopped finally makes it further but rather rare

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blackmordor by DerEchteBlackmordorr January 4, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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